Elitebench Private beta · invite only

// a message for the Sin City PC & 8wire crowd

The lights are
back on.

Remember when the best computer you ever sat at was the one at LAN? We're building that feeling again. This time it holds your whole digital life, it goes wherever you go, and it can think.

It isn't public yet. The first people in are the ones who were there.

abyss // agent session dramatization

// what we can tell you

Your stuff, your AI, your machines.
One place.

Your files, photos, music, movies, notes, plans and money are scattered across a dozen apps and a few companies that make money off them. Elitebench pulls them back into one place that belongs to you, and adds AI that knows your stuff and does real work with it.

01

Yours

No ads, and nothing sold. It runs on machines you could walk up and touch, not in someone else's cloud.

02

Together

Everything talks to everything. The photo, the song, the plan and the conversation about it live in the same place.

03

Smart

AI agents with a memory. They read what you let them and do the work instead of telling you how.

// partially declassified

Some of what's inside.

We can't show you all of it yet. That's what the beta is for.

MOD-01

Abyss

Every file, photo, song and movie you own, from every drive and phone, in one place you can search all at once. Save anything off the internet and it stays yours, even after the original disappears.

MOD-02

Agents

AI that remembers you and works for you. Some of it runs on a graphics card in a ████████, not on somebody's server farm.

MOD-03

synTunes

Your whole music library, playing in any room of the house. The name might ring a bell.

MOD-04

Atlas

A live globe of the world: weather, ships at sea, traffic and 3D cities, plus ███ ██████ ████.

MOD-05

Planner

Tasks, calendar and boards that you and your agents both work from. Say it once and it's handled.

MOD-06

Threads

Talk to people and to AI in the same conversation, with your stuff already on the table.

MOD-07

██████████

Classified. Beta testers find out first.

MOD-08

███████

We'd tell you, but then we'd have to give you a beta invite.

70services running right now
1GPU doing the thinking
0ads, and zero data sold
█████where it lives

// a note from nick

We built the best room in town to play in. Big screens, fast connections, all-nighters, and a bunch of strangers who turned into friends.

I've been building something new, and it has that same energy. It's the best setup you've ever had, only now it's for your whole digital life and not just game night.

Before anyone else sees it, I want the people who were there. Sign up and I'll bring you in myself.

Nick

// request clearance

Get on the list.

The first wave is small, and it's you. Tell us who you were back then so Nick knows it's really you.

  • No spam. You'll hear from Nick when your invite is ready.
  • Your answers stay on the bench and nowhere else.
Where'd we know you from? *
What would you use it for?
What do you run?